Tsk Tsk!

Dear Trader Joe's, please tell me that the pillowy soft hamburger buns I just served to my husband have not, in fact, been sitting on your shelves for two years:

Actually, considering the no artificial preservatives label, if they HAVE been sitting around that long that is quite a feat and I would like to be in on the secret. Especially considering that these only have 10 ingredients and the Pepperidge Farm version I checked out at Key Foods has 24, including sugar and high fructose corn syrup in addition to the preservatives.

But to whoever manufactures Techno Max razors, I just don't know what to say to you. I will certainly keep my razors away from meat and poultry though.